OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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