New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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