no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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