Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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