I bet he comes in French.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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