is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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