Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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