If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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