Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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