belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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