love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
