Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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