just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
