So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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