Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Who died my cat blue again?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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