are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
