Its about making memories worth repressing
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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