Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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