They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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