the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Farmville is her only friend.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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