Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
