There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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