no. you can't hotbox the world.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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