I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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