If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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