People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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