We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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