Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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