they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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