True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i out mim tonsoeep
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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