Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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