Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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