dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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