who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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