oh god the rape fog is back!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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