I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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