The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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