he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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