i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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