Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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