Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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