If i come over, it means nothing
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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