wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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