Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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