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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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