Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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