But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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