It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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