you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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