I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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