her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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