Umm I'm too high to move.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
