Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We don't watch enough power rangers
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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